Psychostick Updates

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rob@psychostick.com — Mon, 14 Oct 2024 11:40:00 CDT

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rob@psychostick.com — Mon, 14 Oct 2024 11:37:00 CDT

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News: Turkeyfarts!

rob@psychostick.com — Fri, 25 Nov 2022 10:17:00 CST

That's right! I said it! During Black Friday all the way through Cyber Monday, you can use the discount code "TURKEYFARTS" to receive 15% off of every stupid Psychostick-related thing in the stupid Psychostick store! Why TURKEYFARTS? Because that's what we've all got, and we may as well not be embarassed 'bout it.

So head on over, add some shit to your cart, and apply that "TURKEYFARTS" discount code!

News: Bluey Video! Streaming Schedule! Shirts!

rob@psychostick.com — Tue, 15 Nov 2022 12:31:00 CST

Here's a video that sums things up if you hate reading word sentences:

Whelp, Psychostick is (finally) dipping its crusty, sweaty toe into animation. Thanks to Souzouinc, who not only does amazing animation things, but is also our Community Manager! I capitalized the first letters of that title to show that it is a proper noun! NEAT!

Please gaze upon her handiwork with your eyeball-meat:

Are there more animation thingies in the works?

You can also download the song to your computer beast if you would like to have it.

We also have a shirt available that could match you with your child, as they also are available in child sizes. This ensures the prevention of the doom of humanity, and I have scientific evidence to prove this, but I choose to withhold it for no reason.

Cheeky, no?

We're also updating our streaming schedule a bit!

For starters, we're adding Mondays at 3:30 PM Central for livestreams. We feel like you nerds in other parts of the EarthGlobe could stand to have a more agreeable hour to watch us play crappy metal things.

Secondly, we're nudging up our Thursday streams to start at 6:30 PM Central. Why? I ain't gotta explain a damn thing to you, except because we did a ton of market research (i.e. eat way too many cookies) and found that 6:30 is kinda neat.

Check our streaming schedule, or you can add stuff to your Google, iCal, or Outlook calendar automatically! Isn't technology wondersatan?

And, don't forget that we have a few shows coming up in Mt. Vernon, Chicago, and Cinncinati! Grab them tickets here!

Time to go! Bye nerds!

Video: Heavy Bluey

rob@psychostick.com — Tue, 15 Nov 2022 11:01:00 CST

Adorbs! You can also get the shirt!

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News: Cincinnati show moved to January 21

thej@psychostick.com — Fri, 11 Nov 2022 10:36:00 CST

Our show in Cincinnati at Riverfront Live that was originally going to be tomorrow has been moved to January 21st. We are told there was a scheduling conflict. *sad trombone womp-womp*

Video: Ghostbuster

rob@psychostick.com — Sun, 06 Nov 2022 13:59:00 CST

I ain't 'fraid no ghost! You can get the fancy shirt here! OMG!

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Video: Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four)

rob@psychostick.com — Sun, 06 Nov 2022 13:41:00 CST

The infamous/famous parody called, "Numbers!"

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News: New music video and a new shirt, and a new shirt, and a new shirt.

thej@psychostick.com — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 12:51:00 CDT

NEW MUSIC VIDEO for Ghostbuster! We had a lot of fun making this one. Except for the poor burrito.
NEW SHIRT #1: "Bluey" shirt! Adorable-doggo-us! We also covered/animated the Bluey theme as a new intro to our Twitch stream. Shout out to artist/animator Souzou for killing it on both!
NEW SHIRT #2: The "Super Spooky Time Thankful Gravy Cheerfest Holiday Candy Cane Massacre" stream season shirt for this streaming season! All your holidays are belong to us.
NEW SHIRT #3: "Cool D*ck, Bro" shirt, which is also a ringtone available for 69 cents, which is from this notorious moment a few streams ago when our drummer somehow ended up doing vocals. (Lesson: Don't give drummers the microphone.)
AFTERPARTY STREAM for Trivium's "Deadmen and Dragons Tour" Sunday night (Nov 6th) at 10:30 on Twitch
WEEKLY TWITCH STREAMS! "Super Spooky Time Thankful Gravy Cheerfest Holiday Candy Cane Massacre" Twitch stream season - every Thursdays at 7pm through December!
LIVE SHOWS! We've got live shows coming up in Cleveland, Cincinnati, Chicago, and Mount Vernon, IL.
PAIN! Rob somehow hurt his back while toweling off from a shower. But he's feeling better.

News: The Psychostick Show, Season 8

rob@psychostick.com — Thu, 15 Sep 2022 15:40:00 CDT

Well now. Lookit this. We've got some dates for the next season of streaming on Twitch! Blerf this bitches on your calendar:

October 13 @ 7pm Central
October 20 @ 7pm Central
October 27 @ 7pm Central
November 3 @ 7pm Central
November 10 @ 7pm Central
November 17 @ 7pm Central
December 8 @ 7pm Central
December 15 @ 7pm Central

There's a few more "in real life" shows we're nailing down too, plus a more stream-related surprises throughout this next season. Yes, we're still working the the theme. No, I don't want to try your pudding. YARGH!

News: Things are happening. Ssh.

rob@psychostick.com — Wed, 13 Jul 2022 13:43:00 CDT

Things might appear quiet, but we've got some cool stuff in the works. You'll likely see more postings and random nonsense on all the obligatory socials like Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram.

Also, we've got a nice restock of shirts and an updated Music Madness thingie happening at our store, so check that out if you need Psychostick-related things to touch with your epidermis!

News: The Psychostick Show: Under the Sea

rob@psychostick.com — Thu, 12 May 2022 09:34:00 CDT

Oh hai e'eryone!

We've got some huge, chonky things happening here behind the scenes in our weird, lethargic world.

For starters, Season 7 of The Psychostick Show starts TODAY! Wait, why didn't I post this sooner? SHUT UP

7pm Central for the next several Thursdays, we gon "glub glub" under the sea with tsunamis of METAL and STUPID. Join us and bang yo' head, yo. YO!

Note: Store is back up!

News: "... and stuff" on Billboard!

rob@psychostick.com — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 09:30:00 CDT

Yup! The shiny new "... and stuff" has charted on Billboard! We're #57 on "Current Albums" Billboard and #2 in "Comedy Albums!"

Thanks to everyone for the love and support! Whooo!

News: "... and stuff." It's out!

rob@psychostick.com — Thu, 14 Apr 2022 12:10:00 CDT

Happy album release day, us! Whoo!

Whelp! Thar it is! Ready for your listening pleasure/suffering! You can find this bad boy on all the streaming services (like Spotify), bandcamp, and our store! You can only get physical copies from us directly, if you're into that sort of thing. NERD.

You want this... don't you?

Also, Music Madness has been updated to include "... and stuff", so make sure you check that out if you're into fancy chonky packages filled with too many CDs.

Again, thanks everyone for all the love and support! We're streamin' tonight to celebrate, and tomorrow we're playin' a show at the WC Social Club if you feel like smelling our presence with your flimsy nostrils.

News: Business Tube. Serious Business.

rob@psychostick.com — Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:19:00 CDT

Business tube has arrived.

News: New Release! "... and stuff." Get it? Pre-order Now!

rob@psychostick.com — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 21:00:00 CST

Aren't we the cleverest bunch of nerdmonkeys you ever did meet? No?

Aww man.

You know we've been working on a new album. But before we release that album, we decided to release an album.

It dawned on us that we have many unreleased songs and demos, covers, B-sides, singles, and live recordings that were never properly released. So we filled a whole album up for you. Literally. 80 minutes is the max that will physically fit on a cd, and 80 minutes of B-sides and rarities is what you are gonna get.

Anyway, you can now preorder that silly new(ish) release: "... and stuff!" With this preorder you get:

"... and stuff" (Physical CD orders will receive the disc and a digital download on April 14th, 2022)
A limited signed poster (physical CD orders only)
An immediate download of, "The Sombrero Prophecy"

"... and stuff" will officially release on April 14th, 2022.

Hooray! "... and stuff" is a collection of b-sides and rarities that date ALL the way back to before "We Couldn't Think of a Title." We scrounged these songs up, polished them, and in some cases FINISHED them, for a good ol' ear massagin'.

More info can be found on the "... and stuff" store page!

Thanks everyone! We can't wait for you to hear the rest of it!

News: Album announcent tomorrow.

rob@psychostick.com — Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:49:00 CST

Just wanted to pop in and say you definitely don't want to miss tomorrow's Twitch stream. Something about an album release, something something...

It starts February 24th, 2022 at 7pm Central over at our Twitch page.

News: Season 6! More Shows! AAAH!

rob@psychostick.com — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 00:00:00 CST

Y'know, we've been bustin' our collective asses on our next major release(s) that I keep forgetting to tell you guys things. Are we dormant? Are we neglectful? Are we just lazy asshats who can't get our shit together?

The answers to those questions might suprise you.

So yes! Tomorrow (January 27th, 2022) is officially Season 6: Episode 1! We're back, fatter from the holidays, but with a crisp, pointy disposition. "Disposition towards what?" It doesn't matter. Our disposition can beat up YOUR disposition, and that's what really matters.

If you also take a closer look at our calendar, there's a healthy heap of shows at actual venues over the next few months! If you haven't seen Psychostick live before, bring a towel. Why? I dunno. We just like towels.

I did mention something about major release(s), didn't I? More info very, very soon. Thanks for your patience/rage/apathy.

Here's a video!

News: 2022 Draws Near. Command?

rob@psychostick.com — Wed, 22 Dec 2021 00:00:00 CST

I like to use Dragon Quest references. Don't know what that is? Sucks to be you, har har!

We're windin' down for 2021. Crazy, right? I know we were talking earlier this year about a new album coming out in 2021, but, as you might have guessed, that plan has changed. It's for the better. Trust me.

Or don't.

First off, we've mapped out a bunch of Psychostick stuff for 2022, and if things go as (mostly) planned, there should be some sweet surprises in store for you in the coming year. We're super excited about them, and after the craziness that are the past two years, we're thinkin' you'll enjoy the shit out of 'em.

We appreciate your patience and support! Soon we'll be announcing more Twitch performances, shows, and other fun things. Keep your eye on our socials and on this here internet web site page.

News: "JINGLEBALLS" Black Friday thru Cyber Monday!

rob@psychostick.com — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 00:00:00 CST

We're being forced to do one of those "Black Friday" sales by Klingons or something. I didn't realize that such a violent, honorable, bumpy-foreheaded alien race was so into holiday savings.

Quick, what's the Klingon word for "hopelessly overweight sellouts?"

Anyway, use the code JINGLEBALLS to get 16% off of absolutely everything at psychostick.store

You can also click/touch/slap here to automatically apply the code without having to do any of that silly "typing." Psshaw.

The sale ends on Monday, November 29th at midnight! OH NO!

We've also got a couple of new items for you to slurp down!

Pentawreath 2.0!

These shirts are limited edition, snazzy 2021 exclusives! So weird, right?

Also, we've compiled all of Alex's demolished drumheads. These are one-of-a-kind collector's items! We'll sign 'em, customize them towards you, and probably draw some weird shit.

Let Alex sell you some (drum) head.

Thanks for all the support! Our next virtual concert is on December 9th at 7pm Eastern. Whoo!